EB: nice cape, dude. do you feel like a superhero yet?
TG: damn right i do and thanks
EB: the hood kind of makes you look like a doofus though.
TG: oh wow thank you john i forgot how sweet you could be
CG: WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO GET ALL HANDS UP ON YOUR CAPE AND I DON’T.
TT: Do you even really need to ask that?
EB: have i missed something here?
TG: dude you arent allowed to get your hands all up in my anything especially not my rad ass cape ok
TG: what kind of question even is that anyway
CG: I’M JUST WONDERING WHY THE FUCK HE GETS A PAT ON THE HEAD AND I GET A SMACK TO THE FACE.
TG: its because he has special bff privileges and you have none at all
TG: infact no kind of privilege in general just plain get out of my business
EB: wow i feel kind of special now. even though i barely get what’s going on here exactly.
TG: you should feel special
TG: not everyone gets to get their hands all up in strider town only certain people
TG: this is a full blown restricted personal-bubble area VIP only
EB: so i’m a very important person in this case?
TG: in most cases
TG: shut up
CG: THIS IS UTTER HOOFBEAST SHIT WHY AM I EVEN LISTENING TO YOU PEOPLE??? WOW
FINE HUSSIE IF YOU WON’T GIVE ME SOME DAVEJOHN I’LL JUST GET SOME MYSELF
GOD!!111 IM ANGer aND BAD PESTERLOG WRITER