EB: nice cape, dude. do you feel like a superhero yet?

TG: damn right i do and thanks

EB: the hood kind of makes you look like a doofus though.

TG: oh wow thank you john i forgot how sweet you could be

CG: WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO GET ALL HANDS UP ON YOUR CAPE AND I DON’T.

TG: what

TT: Do you even really need to ask that?

EB: have i missed something here?

TG: dude you arent allowed to get your hands all up in my anything especially not my rad ass cape ok

TG: what kind of question even is that anyway

CG: I’M JUST WONDERING WHY THE FUCK HE GETS A PAT ON THE HEAD AND I GET A SMACK TO THE FACE. 

TG: its because he has special bff privileges and you have none at all

TG: infact no kind of privilege in general just plain get out of my business

EB: wow i feel kind of special now. even though i barely get what’s going on here exactly.

TG: you should feel special

TG: not everyone gets to get their hands all up in strider town only certain people

TG: this is a full blown restricted personal-bubble area VIP only

EB: so i’m a very important person in this case?

TG: in most cases

EB: hehehe!

TT: Aw.

TG: shut up

CG: THIS IS UTTER HOOFBEAST SHIT WHY AM I EVEN LISTENING TO YOU PEOPLE??? WOW 

FINE HUSSIE IF YOU WON’T GIVE ME SOME DAVEJOHN I’LL JUST GET SOME MYSELF

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