EB: nice cape, dude. do you feel like a superhero yet?

TG: damn right i do and thanks

EB: the hood kind of makes you look like a doofus though.

TG: oh wow thank you john i forgot how sweet you could be

CG: WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO GET ALL HANDS UP ON YOUR CAPE AND I DON’T.

TG: what

TT: Do you even really need to ask that?

EB: have i missed something here?

TG: dude you arent allowed to get your hands all up in my anything especially not my rad ass cape ok

TG: what kind of question even is that anyway

CG: I’M JUST WONDERING WHY THE FUCK HE GETS A PAT ON THE HEAD AND I GET A SMACK TO THE FACE. 

TG: its because he has special bff privileges and you have none at all

TG: infact no kind of privilege in general just plain get out of my business

EB: wow i feel kind of special now. even though i barely get what’s going on here exactly.

TG: you should feel special

TG: not everyone gets to get their hands all up in strider town only certain people

TG: this is a full blown restricted personal-bubble area VIP only

EB: so i’m a very important person in this case?

TG: in most cases

EB: hehehe!

TT: Aw.

TG: shut up

CG: THIS IS UTTER HOOFBEAST SHIT WHY AM I EVEN LISTENING TO YOU PEOPLE??? WOW 

FINE HUSSIE IF YOU WON’T GIVE ME SOME DAVEJOHN I’LL JUST GET SOME MYSELF

GOD!!111 IM ANGer aND BAD PESTERLOG WRITER

pfffffF here have some johnkat

the first one is for my darling moirail and the other one is for the many anons who asked for johnkat

YEAH no idea what to do with the set layout oh well

i want to stop but that is an ability beyond my own

karkat you’re stupid why were you even sitting on the edge of the bed anyway you can float and what were you doing with that hood karkat god you’re so weird